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Leanne
13-05-06, 08:26 PM
Notice: Due to illness, this kitchen is closed. I'm sick of cooking!


If birds have little birds
and fish have little fishes,
why can't sinks have little sinks
instead of DIRTY DISHES!!

Housework makes you ugly

This house is protected by a coat of dust

When you need some time alone, just start washing the dishes!

This house is protected by a thin layer of dust.


A woman with an immaculate house and a great dinner on the table is a woman expecting her mother-in-law for dinner.

Bless this mess

I was born to have a maid, not be one

I'm creative. You can't expect me to be neat too!

Cleaning and scrubbing can wait,
for babies grow quickly, it’s just fate.
So quiet down cobwebs and dust go to sleep.
I’m rocking my baby cause babies don’t keep.

Carin
20-05-06, 02:29 AM
hahahhaha love it

house work makes you ugly.

haha my motto is cant get ugly twice.. haha

Kay
23-05-06, 11:43 PM
Lol I needa make some of them LOL